"Excuse me my good sir how much would this dazzling sequin purse cost?"
"50 buns!"
*SLAP*
"HOW DARE YOU!"
That reminds me of the chapelle's show episode where they do the Rick James clips...
Charley Murphy: First of all, you don't slap a man. Ok, I mean, even when slappin' was fashionable, they did it in Paris. The guy would come up *wa-pap* "I challenge you to a duel!" They would have a gun fight after that. Somebody had to go!